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But really, now... er... update your journal or... else? Yeah. UPDATE. YOUR JOURNAL. WITHIN 5 DAYS 3 HOURS 24 MINUTES AND 52 SECONDS OR HE'LL LEAVE TOWN.
Whoops. Relapsed. Sorry about that.